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bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

     

inkskinned:

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

     

andrewminard:

“arent u a bit too obsessed with that thing?” listen my buddy my guy i dont know how 2 just like smth a moderate amount …… i am being swallowed whole and alive by the Burning Fire of my Obsession™,,,, my pal u are incorrect im no such thing as “a bit” obsessed i am ….. on fire and can talk of nothing else ,,,,, friend,

     

machinyan:

The Dishonored character I relate to most is Jessamine’s heart because all it does is talk shit about everything and complain about how tired it is

     

alphajade:

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

     

unmoistened:

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

     

katara:

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

     

What, pray tell, the fuck